The rowdy Reciprocal Verb
Was averse to the herb
So she fancied the bottle instead
But the bashful bottle rose from its bed
To curb the fashionable reciprocal verb
And so with panache wrote at a dash on its label: Please Do Not Disturb.
Activists have wondered why they contain no milk, however. This has caused concern on The Letterman Show with a variety of celebrities asking politicians to look into the matter. The counter-argument runs that milk cartons start life off without any milk in them so it’s only natural that this family should be enjoying what is their natural state, if not their natural purpose.