Seinfeld ’76

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It is 1976. Seinfeld and Elaine and George are at high-school together. It’s a bit like Grease except none of the protagonists is young. They can be made to look young or they can look out of place among their peers.

The villain is Lex Toothsome played by Larry David. He wants to stop Seinfeld the Show, the one billion dollar show, ever being made. So he plays havoc with Jerry and Elaine’s love for each other and messes George about. Toothsome has a time-machine.

Luckily or otherwise, given his clumsiness, Cosmo Kramer is on to Lex Toothsome and his evil machinations.

K Clichémot follows me round

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The input method had pivotalness detracted
When the lights are out the imagination is in—
In the bath where the stinking body of a murdered cliché reclines
On the tines of a forking path
It is no secret that you are being followed
But what’s hidden by others
Is that you can’t get away from yourself